Rich white people are more than welcome to move into my neighborhood and buy my house for twice what I did five years ago. Hell, rich black people are welcome too. Then I'll just buy a cheaper house in a different poor area and when it gentrifies in another five years—BAM! » 8/29/14 12:37pm Yesterday 12:37pm

If you haven't seen him, the British comedian Bill Bailey (from Black Books, Spaced, some Edgar Wright movies), does a lot of joke deconstruction in his stand up. Except in his case the deconstruction of the joke is the joke. "Three men walk into a bar, but one of them is late, so the first two don't know how to start… » 8/29/14 11:33am Yesterday 11:33am

We found a complete set of these (in the original box!) when we cleaned out my grandfather's house after he died. For some reason it was decided to actually sell them in a garage sale and make them sign a waiver rather than, you know, throwing them away. » 8/27/14 12:44pm Wednesday 12:44pm

The next step would be LED sheets that you can cut to size and shape. They already have those LED strips that you can cut and arrange. I was actually considering getting some of those color-changing ones and mounting permanently outside my house so I can just switch color schemes for different holidays (red/green for… » 8/27/14 10:48am Wednesday 10:48am